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08 August 2006 @ 07:16 pm
I guess horrible graphics making runs in the family.  
I decided to have a family night of snark. The victims of today's post are TruLuvW8zGrl4GoD and her sister, MufassaLuvsPIE. Let's just hope their crazy Christian parents haven't spawned any more horrible "graphics" creators, (if you can bear to call them that) or we might be seeing Tru Jr. in two years!

Let's start with TruLuvW8zGrl4GoD.

What exactly IS that in Robin's arms? I could've sworn it was a dress, but then I squinted and turned my head slightly to the left and I could barely make out Star. Way to go! If that's what happens when Robin loves you, I want none of it.


Wait, Beast Boy is angsty? I always thought he was the one cheering everyone up. And what exactly is going on in this icon? snarkfire said Beast Boy must be getting assraped by Slade in this picture. I agree, it's probably the only way his face would look like that.


Terra, what exactly ARE you being bound to me by? Is it that black shit in the corner? HOLY GOD EVERYONE IT'S A VERMICIOUS KNID! WE HAVE TO SAVE TERRA!


...I don't want to know what that white splattered substance is, but if it's what I THINK it is, I guess everyone gets off to different things. Schoolgirl!Terra just happens to be one of them.


Sup unneeded image box? There isn't really a point to a little box that has an image that DOESN'T MOVE.


The thrill of what? Boxes over your face? Shitty textures? What? What is this?

And now a few gems from the trash heap that is Mufassa's graphics thread.


Hahah burping! SO FUNNY AM I RITE. Glossing over the fact that the quality of the image is horrible, the text doesn't match anything except the mold that grows near Terra's mouth.


Yes, the power of shitty blending paired with white blotches over my face is truly amazing. It's really too bad they couldn't try to unstretch my images before smashing them all into this sad, sad excuse for a signature. Also... SUP SCRIPTINA?


Wait wait wait. "Crimson Beauty"? I could've sworn that Starfire is ORANGE. I guess "Pumpkin beauty" just didn't roll of the tongue. Also, why is she kicking herself in the face? Oh wait, I know the answer to this one! She's try to kick herself in the head hard enough that she'll forgot she's been stretched and badly blended into such a horrible signature!


You know what's a mystery to me? Why there's text over my face and why the word is repeated twice. Hey, you know what Mufassa? You CAN put text somewhere THAT'S NOT RIGHT OVER MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE! You learn something new every day, huh?


Hey guys, we can look at Nightwing through a misty windshield while the wipers are going! Oh wait... no, nevermind. That's just a really idiotic use of animated blurring.


WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT?! WHY IS THERE A HUGE TONGUE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! WHY IS IT SO OBVIOUSLY HAND CREATED AND SO SLOPPILY PLACED?! WHY DOES THIS GIRL THINK SHE CAN CREATE DECENT GRAPHICS?! JUST... WHY?!

Well, that's about all I can take for today. I'm off to meditate and try to forget my anger at the lack of skill displayed here.
 
 
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xxdarkfirexx on August 26th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
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Your a fucking stupid asshole. To shallow and has no other life then insulting good graphics. Your just a jelous fag, who can't make icons as good.
^^go die you fucking asshole
quoththesnarker on August 29th, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
Wow, that's a really mature and thoughtful comment. It's a pity that I don't care.